Jokes for Mum A Kid's Interpretion of Mum's Teaching
My mum taught me.......
"Just wait until your father gets home."
2. about RECEIVING....
"You are going to get it when we get home!"
3. to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!
4. LOGIC...
5. MEDICAL SCIENCE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
6. to THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
"You're just like your father."
9. about WISDOM OF AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."
10. to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like!"
