Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Funny Life Quotes

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

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Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.

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Life's more amusing than we thought.

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A man should control his life. Mine is controlling me.

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Life is wasted on the living.

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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

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