Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom.
The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day.
Children are a great comfort in your old age -- and they help you reach it faster, too.
